INTRODUCING...THEODORE

This is Theodore. He is my ever so lovely trailer which i am staying in for the whole summer. He looks tiny but i find him just right. Believe it or not i can sleep 5 people in this trailer!

( that last sentence was a hint... COME AND VISIT ME AND MY NEWEST EDITION, THEODORE! )

-xoxo jackie-deane

BILLY, MJ, AND FARRAH YOU WILL BE MISSED

SO BILLY MAYS THE OXYMAN DIED TODAY ;( AND IN HONOR OF HIM IM GOING TO WRITE THIS ENTRY IN ALL CAPS WITH "!" MARKS AT THE END OF EACH SENTENCE! CUZ HE WOULD HAVE IT NO OTHER WAY!! SO IM PRETTY SURE THAT I'VE SEEN BILLY MAYS AT THE PNE ONE TIME WHEN I WAS 10 OR SO WHEN HE WASN'T EVEN FAMOUS YET!! HE STILL TALKED LIKE THIS WHEN I SAW HIM! SADD THAT HE DIED AT THE AGE OF 50! WOW SO THAT MEANS HIM AND MJ DIED AT 50 YEARS OLD. THATS CRAZY!!

AS FOR MJ, HE WAS A SUPER ICON AND NO ONE WILL EVER BE MORE FAMOUS THAN HIM I THINK! BUT TRUTH BE TOLD, I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT HIM! I KNOW HE WAS AN AMAZING ARTIST THAT BROUGHT MUSIC ALIVE, BUT THE ONLY MJ THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE WAS THE INSANE ONE THAT HAD HELLA PLASTIC SURGERY AND WAS GOING THRU CHILD MOLESTATION CHARGES! WHICH IS REALLY ASHAME BECAUSE I LOVE HIS MUSIC FROM THE 80S! I WISH I GOT TO SEE HIM WHILE HE WAS STILL A SINGER, NOT A MEDIA SCRUITNY!!

ALSO, I THINK HE'S TAKING ANOTHER FAMOUS ICON, FARRAH FAWCETT'S THUNDER BECAUSE SHE ALSO DIED ON THE SAME DAY AS MJ. BUT NO ONE SEEMS TO KNOW THAT!! SHE WAS THE ORIGINAL CHARLIES ANGELS WITH HER SIGNATURE ANGEL HAIR! AWEE SHE SEEMED LIKE SUCH A WHOLESOME PERSON TOO!!

SO THAT WAS REALLY DEPRESSING!?! WHY IS EVERYONE DYING THESE DAYS!! I HAVE NO IDEA BUT LETS HOPE NO ONE ELSE IS GOING TO DIE CUZ ITS JUST SO SAD!! ANYWHO PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS, KEEP LIVING!!!! -XOXO JUNE

SUCIDAL CATERPILLARS!

HELP! SUICIDAL CATERPILLARS ACROSS THE ISLAND!

This is no joke peolpe. Today on Annie and I's morning walk - Annie is Lori and Rolyn's daughter - i was witness to 10 suicides... of furry little bugs. You see, Annie is really into nature. Every day her mission is to "save" nature as she like to call it. While walking down to the park she decided that we could save all the creatures that were crawling into the road.("Saving" means pick them up and throw them in the grass.)

I started to notice that there were alot of caterpillars out. After we had seen 2 that were definitely not moving i decided that i would stop informing young Annie when i saw a immotile furry thing on the road. Luckily, young children tend to think that non moving black things are just dirt on the road so she was not very aware of them. We saved 6 caterpillars today; she was proud.

I, on the other hand am a tid bit mortified by all this death. I mean, what is there to be sad about. All caterpillars do are eat, crawl, eat and eventually engulf themselves in a cacoon. After about a month of being inside there personalized house they are released into the world as beautiful, graceful butterflies. Sounds like the life.... but i guess not.

don't those fishies look like alien sperm?

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