beware: INK POISONING!

I am sad to admit, that on the evening of Thursday, July 20, 2009 i smoked weed rolled in.... a receipt. Not only is this hella ghetto but i rolled it ink side in so it tasted fuckin gross and im pretty sure we all suffered from toxins such as INK in our lungs. Sorry ladies.

xoxo
jd

somewhere beyond the sea

I may be in the most beautiful place in the world. Current location: OKINAWA, JAPAN. For the past two days I've been living in absolute paradise!! Playing beach volleyball with my new friends that I've made, laying on the white crystal sand, and watching the sun set into the tropical waters... what more can I ask for? oh and I didnt mention that there are PLENTY of cute boys here ;) this really is paradise <3



xoxox J

Desperate Trailer Occupants

im just going to come out and say it....I WANT A SUMMER LOVE!

i know its tres lame, but i have been here for 7 weeks, met loads of guys and yet have not really...acted on any of it. I hate it, i hate it, i hate it.

It sucks major becuase the guys here are sweeet but alot of them are older than me. My romantic summer is completely romance-less.

LAME!

so ive hooked up mycell to this blog to update in situations like right now.im currently on a train heading back to my grans house.funny thing is,me andhundreds of other helpless people are currently stalled because of a monsoon.isnt life wonderful? i may be here,perched on my suitcase for a while...better get comfortable!

She had that look.

So... i fell in love today.

It all started when i was ringing this lovely, old, rich, american couple( this is the majority of class that i tend to at the marina) through the till when the old man said to me "my goodness child, your eyes! Where you get eyes like that, girl? (oh yeah, he was black, best accent EVER!!!!) As he was saying this too me i said thankyou and then he proceeded to turn to Peter ( peter is hella cute, 17 and oh my god!) and say, " do you just stare at her eyes all day boy? how could you get anything done round here with eyes like them always lookin' atchu?

By this time i was more than embaressed and just as i thought i would never be able to look at Peter in the face again he said to the man " yeah, its hard" and then did a little half smile, head turn at me. Actually, thought i was going to topple over and die! SWOOOOOONNNN!!!!

The rest of the day Peter taught me how to tie boating knots. He is cute!

so ive been in japan for about a week now and things have been exciting but during my stay, ive also noticed things that are bothersome.... one of the main things here is body image. im quite disturbed by the shallowness of the media and people here. its pretty ridic. back home i consider myself average? i mean.. im not obese but im not a pin either right? im pretty healthy, but here im apparently GIANT. like what is up with that? shoes here run in S, M, and L!? uhh id like to know that japanese people dont come in just three sizes!? p.s i tried on a LL and it was too small -___- im a size EIGHT! not TWELVE!! hello?? oh yeah and i never knew that pants sizes started at size 22!? i didnt even know that 22 was a legit size!? and people here dont have the courtesy to keep unpleasant comments to themselves. im constantly told by my family about how i used to be skinny and how my legs are fat now and shit like that... thats just ridic. im pretty sure its an asian thing? they just like to be openly judgmental about body image and i think thats wrong!! so what i dont look like a model or w.e at least i can eat a meal without throwing it up or surgically enhance my body so that its "perfect". so thats something that i had to rant about because its dumb and people shouldnt be thinking like this.

JUNE <3s JAPAN

hey ya'll its been a while! i jus gotta say, I MISS EVERYONE SO MUCH!! ahahah i love you jackie, you are my mutton for life :)

oh man oh man, so much to say! oh yeah so the reason why i couldnt get to this before is cuz i needed to get some converter thing to make this work. but anywho thats all dealt with so all is well.

ok so im just gunna list EVERYTHING that ive done so far:
1. so flight was really awesome, no buiggie there. read all of those amazing letters. ahahhah im pretty sure that ppl around me were kinda freaked out cuz i kept laughing really loud!! LOL. p.s i couldnt make friends with the dude next to me cuz he fell asleep right away and was also not friendly looking... and also, i couldnt find the boy in the yellow shirt....

2. got to japan after 9hours. didnt get caught for swine (thank god) ahha and everything went really well!! omg when i got there it was 31 DEGREES. wtf. psycho.

3. my cousin tomoko and her bf makoto came to pick me up and from there we went on a drive too see none other than a GINORMOUS GUNDUM STATUE. it was called "gundum touch and go event" and boy, there were so many people! it was ridic!!

4. then after that we went on the RAINBOW BRIDGE to see the tokyo tower! how excite. then off we went to BBQ avec mon oncle et ma aunt. woo beef tongue is deelish!

5. got to my aunt and uncles appartment, wow its midget sized. also the cat here, rac is posessed by the devil. the first thing it did was bite and scratch my hand. wtf, you evil cat.

6. yesterday i went shopping with my auntie and hopped on the train to get there! trains here are so much better than skytrains... like actually. plush seating and everything!

7. today ive been chillin by myself here so i decided to walk around the area to uncover some japanese gems. one of them would defs have to be a shirt i saw in a small clothing store. there were some really cheap and cute things there but then, something caught my eye. i will post the pic so take a gander. i also got a whole bunch of really dope pics, like the worlds smallest juice box and chips that are shaped like hearts. and just general stuff that i thought ya`ll should check out!!

8. so thats is for now folks, i will update later!! love youuuu! lets msn or skype later byeeee.

ok so my comp is being retarded with pictures so im going to facebook all of them!!